Well, hello there.

Hello friends,

This here is the story of my life. Nothing is edited for viewing pleasure, none of these stories are made up or hyperberlized(my own word). They are simply the stories in my life that have shaped me and left me forever changed. I like to think of my life as a symphony, my greatest work in progress. Only I can write the music for it, but for some reason I have no arms and no means to write down the beautiful notes I have in my head. My masterpiece is out of my control, and all I can do is watch as children with crayons scrible all over my music sheets and leave me nothing but a mess to clean up. But my life is nothing more than a parody of a tragedy. Someting so stupidly sad that all you can do is laugh about it. Everytime I turn around life just shits on my face, and I still have no arms so I cannot even wipe the feces from my eyes... This is my life, I invite you to join in the laughing.